Mom went to practice and Dad went crazy

Mom went to practice the other night and my dad was supposed to help me eat a frozen pizza for dinner. The pizza was good and I ate most of it. My Dad then cooked some bison burgers - he kept calling them buffalo burgers though.

Buffalo burgers are strange enough, but then he put some Irish Porter Cheddar cheese on them. That is some scary looking cheese! My big brother won't even eat it.
The cheese looked like this.

The chesseburgers looked spooky like this:
My Dad squirted ketchup in his eye - it was sorta funny.